I am afraid of technology.
I am afraid of cats.
I am afraid of scorpions.
I am afraid of monsters.
I am afraid of incest.
I am afraid of greed.
I am afraid of greed.
I am afraid of commitment.
I am afraid of children.
I am afraid of birds.
I am afraid of having my eyes ripped out.
I am afraid of cats.
I am afraid of bees.
I am afraid of witches.
I am afraid of axe murderers.
I am afraid of acid.
But most of all, I am afraid of technology.