I am afraid of children.

I am afraid of incest.

I am afraid of poisons.

I am afraid of ruining everything.

I am afraid of riding rollercoasters.

I am afraid of corpses.

I am afraid of leaving my house.

I am afraid of arson.

I am afraid of hell.

I am afraid of intimacy.

I am afraid of slugs.

I am afraid of the government.

I am afraid of fear itself.

I am afraid of commitment.

I am afraid of myself.

I am afraid of the dark.

But most of all, I am afraid of children.