I am afraid of technology.

I am afraid of cats.

I am afraid of scorpions.

I am afraid of monsters.

I am afraid of incest.

I am afraid of greed.

I am afraid of greed.

I am afraid of commitment.

I am afraid of children.

I am afraid of birds.

I am afraid of having my eyes ripped out.

I am afraid of cats.

I am afraid of bees.

I am afraid of witches.

I am afraid of axe murderers.

I am afraid of acid.

But most of all, I am afraid of technology.