I am afraid of lizard men.

I am afraid of children.

I am afraid of wild animals.

I am afraid of ambiguity.

I am afraid of spiders.

I am afraid of failure.

I am afraid of broken glass.

I am afraid of hell.

I am afraid of slugs.

I am afraid of slime.

I am afraid of scorpions.

I am afraid of dragons.

I am afraid of flying in a plane.

I am afraid of God.

I am afraid of having my eyes ripped out.

I am afraid of commitment.

But most of all, I am afraid of lizard men.