I am afraid of Republicans.

I am afraid of goblins.

I am afraid of my parents.

I am afraid of ruining everything.

I am afraid of fear itself.

I am afraid of chainsaw killers.

I am afraid of the economy collapsing.

I am afraid of Republicans.

I am afraid of greed.

I am afraid of women.

I am afraid of corpses.

I am afraid of feeling hopeless.

I am afraid of snakes.

I am afraid of technology.

I am afraid of success.

I am afraid of lizard men.

But most of all, I am afraid of Republicans.