I am afraid of greed.

I am afraid of slime.

I am afraid of leaving my house.

I am afraid of people.

I am afraid of chainsaw killers.

I am afraid of cats.

I am afraid of intimacy.

I am afraid of losing my wallet.

I am afraid of zombies.

I am afraid of being trans.

I am afraid of dying alone.

I am afraid of dragons.

I am afraid of Republicans.

I am afraid of my obsessions.

I am afraid of nuclear war.

I am afraid of intimacy.

But most of all, I am afraid of greed.