I am afraid of graduation.

I am afraid of having my eyes ripped out.

I am afraid of demons.

I am afraid of leaving my house.

I am afraid of broken glass.

I am afraid of people.

I am afraid of quitting my job.

I am afraid of slugs.

I am afraid of missing out.

I am afraid of alien invasions.

I am afraid of not existing.

I am afraid of corpses.

I am afraid of the economy collapsing.

I am afraid of guns.

I am afraid of commitment.

I am afraid of Republicans.

But most of all, I am afraid of graduation.